Corrupted Wish Game

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Wimali

God of Gaming
Let's play another game!

It's called:
The Corrupted Wish.
It goes a little something like this:

Xyphien:
I wish for a new car!

Maddafakka:
Wish granted, but the car was sold to you after being stolen.
I wish for a snowman.

Fatl0ck:
Wish granted, but the eyes were really made of rat droppings.
I wish for 100000000 dollars.

And so on. Here we go.

I wish I had a time machine.
 

Xyphien

Founder
Staff member
Admin
Knights
Wish Granted, but it was a replica and doesn't actually work.
I wish I didn't zone out and forget to wish for something.
 
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sage

Council
Staff member
Council
Stealing Xyphien's wish because Wimali isn't here.

Your wish is granted, but you type your wish illegibly and no one can read it.
I wish my socks were indestructible.
 

sage

Council
Staff member
Council
You get your wishes, but you aren't allowed to use them.

I wish they made taco flavored toothpaste.
 

Wimali

God of Gaming
Granted, but you suddenly don't like the taste of toothpaste.

I wish for access to all steam games.
 

sage

Council
Staff member
Council
Wish granted, but your vision fades a little more for every minute that you play the games. Within an hour, it will be gone completely.

I wish I had the time to read the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
 

sage

Council
Staff member
Council
Wish granted, but the forums are locked to everyone.

I wish for a designer toilet seat.
 

Xyphien

Founder
Staff member
Admin
Knights
Wish granted, but the forums are locked to everyone.

I wish for a designer toilet seat.
Wish granted, but the toilet seat was designed by Vulcan so it's made out of the fires of volcanoes.
I wish I had some food right now. I'm hungry!
 

sage

Council
Staff member
Council
Food is delivered to you by UPS, but it is rotten and moldy.

I wish I could get a full night of sleep.
 

Xyphien

Founder
Staff member
Admin
Knights
Wish granted, you get put to sleep and teleported to the moon.

I wish one of my sites became huge.
 

sage

Council
Staff member
Council
Wish granted, but it won't happen until after you die.

I wish for a chocolate covered blueberry.
 

JYN

God of Gaming
Chocolate covered blueberry melted

I wish tomorrow we will have 1 more person to join our community....
 

Xyphien

Founder
Staff member
Admin
Knights
Granted, but it was a spambot and got banned instantly.

I wish I had the best computer out there. (already have the best laptop XD)
 

sage

Council
Staff member
Council
You have the computer, but it requires a certain type of power cable to run, and you do not have access to it.


I wish I was a professional lazyperson.
 

sage

Council
Staff member
Council
Wish granted, you will get it in a hundred years.

I wish for a nice, juicy cheeseburger for lunch tomorrow.
 

Xyphien

Founder
Staff member
Admin
Knights
Wish granted, You bite into it, and it's filled with juice.

I wish for the best cologne in the world
 
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